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and the winner is

With thousands of entries, it was near impossible to pick the winners of ISIS' SayWhat?!?! Contest, but we did! These youth all told us a story about the craziest or best sex advice they received from an adult. Plan on hearing from them and other contestants at the Sex::Tech conference on February 26th at 9:30.

Grand Prize Winner

Janelle, 18, Richmond, VA

I caught my brother with a girl in the room. I asked him what he was doing and he said, "I guess you're old enough. Don't ever let a guy put his 'thing' in you because you'll explode." I've been scared every since and haven't done any of those kinds of things.

Runner Up

Jeffrey, 22, Lawrence, MA

I was with a girl and she asks for missionary position. I run out of the room to ask my uncle what that means. He tells me to crouch down, and yell orders, like I'm on an army mission. I go back to the room, turn out the lights and start doing what my uncle said. The girl leaves.

Random Prize Winners

Emma, 18, Sacramento, CA

Maggie, 21, San Rafael, CA

Savannah, Monterey, CA

Win a trip to LA and a part in a Funny Or Die sketch! Just call (310) 736-6760 and record the craziest (or most awesome) stuff adults are telling you about sex. Be sure to tell us who said it you and how old you were. The funniest or most touching story wins. Make us go, "Say What?!?"

Winners announced February 12th at sextech.org. Winning video premieres February 26th in San Francisco.

Click here for the complete rules.